Monday, July 5, 2010

Marry an L7

Your Momma never told you...date Mr. Fun but marry an L7.

I was talking to a girlfriend of mine about where we went wrong in chosing our first husbands. After a brief talk we concluded we should have chosen an L7 instead Mr. Fun.

That's right ladies...if you are dating a man who is so much fun...loves people and a lot of action....loves to be out and about...makes you laugh and is the life of the party....all the time....watch out. Why you may ask?

Because ladies...Mr. Party never stops partying...the party never ends...after the marriage...after kids....he is still partying. He is the guy that everyone knows when he arrives...the party had begun. Everybody loves him...and he is friendly to a fault. Who wouldn't want fun all the time, right? Wrong ladies. You do not want fun....all the time. All those laughs and good times...suddenly turn irrating and immature when the baby comes and bills are due. Dating a Mr. Fun is fine...but marriage...I don't thinks so....find an L7.

Ladies...what is an L7? Ladies make an L with your right hand and a seven with your left...put them together and it forms a square. An L7 is another term for a square.

Now an L7...stays home....he reads...he watches TV on the couch AT HOME...he goes to church...he goes to work and comes home for dinner...he has a few good close friends but your his closest friend. He goes to a party but is he isn't the party. He is kinda of shy until you get to know him. He is loyal and trustworthy. He is fun sometimes and he is boring sometimes...but that is ok....because ladies...you won't have to drag him out the titty bar at 1:00 am with your baby in tow. You won't have to wonder when he is coming home after work...if at all. You won't have to worry about him getting embarrassingly drunk and making an ass out of himself. You won't have to worry him turning up with a baby by someone other than you. And you won't have to deal with a bunch of his obnoxious friends both male and female...hanging around your house waiting for another party to begin. Get the picture...L7 is the one to marry.

That's right ladies...don't go for Mr. Fun because the fun won't go on forever. Ladies...find an L7...and live happily ever after in peace and quiet.


Till Next Time Ladies.

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