Cover Your B. C.

Your Momma did not tell you to cover your butt crack...it is just not pretty.

I was at my daughter's school recital when a woman nicely dressed sat down directly in front of me. Upon her ass hitting the chair, I was faced with an extreme view of her butt crack. I was shocked and then something unusual happened. I suddenly remembered several other times I was faced with seeing someone's butt crack....and they were all women.

I just do not understand the phenomenon of the low rise pants for women at all but especially those over the age of 21 and over size 2.

There was a phase where you would see a thong peeking out from low rise jeans...another example of obsurdity but at least the butt crack was not exposed. Now,that phase is gone. Now, women have thrown out the thong and are just showing that area openly...and it is not pretty.

Ladies....enough already. It is time to take a stand against the showing of butt crack. Here are a few rules to abide by:

1. Do not buy or wear pants that are low rise or too tight or too small. Unless you are a size 2, built like Heidi Klum, and are about to model for Victoria Secret, low rise are not for you. When you wear low rise pants, you are at high risk for sudden exposure.

2. Wear a belt with every pair of pants. While a belt does not guarantee against this type of sudden exposure...it can be used as a safe guard to keep that area hidden.

3. If you are exposed to a stranger's butt crack, move away. Strangers are on their on. Remember there are crazies out there. There is no need to get in an altercation over someone's butt crack. Just move away. You do not need to be subjected to that view of anyone.

4. If you feel a sudden draft (in the butt area) after you sit down, get up immediately and go home. You do not have the right to show others what is in your pants...or is supposed to be in your pants but has creeped out..it is not cute....at all.

5. If you see someone exposing themselves, and you know them, tell them. Provide a towel, coat, or long shirt for them to put on if they can not leave immediately.

6. Before you leave the house in pants, bend down and perform a butt crack test in front of a mirror. If it your butt crack shows, take off the pants and put something else on.

Til next time ladies.