Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Shimmer... not Glitter...never Glow

Your Momma never told you the difference between shimmer, glitter and glow.

I was at an evening cookout the other night when a woman with a great personality walked in. Everyone's eyes immediately focus in on the large amount of glitter sprayed or dusted on her large breasts. When I say everyone I mean...the women, the men, children, even a dog...took notice. I found it difficult to have a conversation with her without looking at all of the glitter on her breast. She even put glitter on her eyes....and it dawned on me...she was trying to sparkle...but lost her way.

Note: If you have big breasts...everyone sees them anyway...no need to put anything on them. If you have small breasts, don't draw attention...to something that is not there.

So ladies....let me just say a few words about sparkling because men like things that sparkle.

It is ok to use body shimmer because it is light and adds just a little sparkle to your skin. Use on shoulders or calves only.

Never use glitter....or anything with glitter in the title. Glitter is for showgirls or craft projects...that is all. To a man, glitter signals two things...strippers or children...neither of which you want him to remind him of when you are trying to attract a man.

Never glow...flourescent nail polish, glow in the dark panties, shirts with a glow in the dark message...avoid at all cost. Men do not like distractions...they can only focus on one thing...you want that to be you...not your toes.

Til next time ladies.

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