Don't Tattoo Your Breasts

Your Momma did not tell you ...don't tattoo your breasts...or any other visible area of your body.

Ok Ladies...as a Blogger, I am all for freedom of expression...but my goodness, what on earth are two large colorful butterflies tattooed atop sagging breasts saying. When I saw this sight riding on the Circulator in DC all I could do was hope the butterflies would miraculously come to life and fly away.

A very small tattoo in a hidden area is a fun surprise for your mate to find but tattoos on you shoulders, arms, legs, or breasts have got to go. The fad is over or better yet...let's kill it. Unless your name is Bombshell or Skittles Valentine...don't get a permanent tattoo. Tattoos send a hidden message and it is not good.

If you have to have a tattoo....get a Henna Tattoo...it fades over a short period of time. The last thing you want is the snake tattoo you got in your twenties...to follow you into your forties, and beyond. A snake on an older woman is just not cute....Think ahead ladies!

I have seen paw prints, dragons, stars, moons, Chinese symbols tattooed on women in many different visible places...and I just don't get it. And don't wear low - rise jeans to show everyone you have a tattoo on your lower back or your ass...enough already! I don't want to see it ladies...and neither does anyone else. The worst is when I see a man's name tattoed on a woman...how ridiculous.


Ladies we live in America...people break up every other day. The chances of that man being around as long as that tattoo (David)is on your body is pretty slim to none. Why waste your money on a man's name as a tattoo when you could have a good pair of shoes or a Coach purse that will last much longer than a man?

If you want to put a name, put the name of someone you can count on...someone you can trust until you die...yours. (But make it small and not visible to strangers)

Til Next Time Ladies!